The Twelve Days of Cat Christmas

"On the first day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree."

"On the second day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the third day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the fourth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the fifth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the sixth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the seventh day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Seven sticks a-tickling,
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the eighth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Eight bowls with milk in,
Seven sticks a-tickling,
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the ninth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Nine posts for scratching,
Eight bowls with milk in,
Seven sticks a-tickling,
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the tenth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Ten treat balls rolling,
Nine posts for scratching,
Eight bowls with milk in,
Seven sticks a-tickling,
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Eleven beds to sleep in,
Ten treat balls rolling,
Nine posts for scratching,
Eight bowls with milk in,
Seven sticks a-tickling,
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my owner sent to me
Twelve bags of cat food,
Eleven beds to sleep in,
Ten treat balls rolling,
Nine posts for scratching,
Eight bowls with milk in,
Seven sticks a-tickling,
Six tins of tuna,
FIVE CATNIP TOYS...,
Four balls of wool,
Three laser pens,
Two chicken breasts,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"